To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun
Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday
$20 Trick is when people think that they can BRIBE the hotel front desk at a Vegas (or any hotel) for an upgraded room. This is not a trick but in fact a BRIBE.
Believe it or not you can ask nicely and if they have availability they will upgrade you for free.
Hotel clerks don’t have a magic “check box” that says “$20 Trick” and they click on it and upgraded rooms magically appear.
I did the $20 trick at Circus Circus and I got the clown deluxe penthouse suite with fountain views.
Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned
When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen
mike: yo when were u born
rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not
Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.
Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!