Crushvid-20

A crush you realized you had in the middle of covid 2020 😪

* the first week after they cancelled school*
Friend: Hey remember that guy from Xlt class
Me: ...yea
Friend: remember the sticky note it’s glue we put on his seat and he sat on
Me: stfu he was fucking cute... but he’s going to high school this year 😔✌🏿
Friend: Yooo that sounds like a crushvid-20

$20 trick

$20 Trick is when people think that they can BRIBE the hotel front desk at a Vegas (or any hotel) for an upgraded room. This is not a trick but in fact a BRIBE.

Believe it or not you can ask nicely and if they have availability they will upgrade you for free.

Hotel clerks don’t have a magic “check box” that says “$20 Trick” and they click on it and upgraded rooms magically appear.

I did the $20 trick at Circus Circus and I got the clown deluxe penthouse suite with fountain views.

4:20

adolf hitlers birthday.

Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned

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rollin 20s

Rollin 20s, Long Beach crips

20s member: On rollin 20s cuh!
Person: ok

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April 20

When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen

mike: yo when were u born

rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not

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4/20

2/10. or more properly 1/5.

"the answer is 4/20"
"dont you mean 1/5? idiot."

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20-Nothings

Grown children moving back in with their parents delaying the “transition to adulthood” as marked by five milestones: completing school, leaving home, becoming financially independent, marrying and having a child.

Jesus, I am so fed up of dating 20-Nothings, going-nowhere-fast guys, with their arrested development!

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