lemon squeazer

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly

OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer

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Lemon Face

The face made when you are pissed to the point where you look like you just sucked a lemon dry.

The act of scrunching your face to the point where it is so ugly that your body counter acts it with pain.

Me: aye, you better chill out.
You: Why?,

Me: Bruh, that dude got a lemon face! He ain't playin.
You: Oh, shit RUN!!

#2.
Me: DAMN! whats that smell?!?!
you: SHIT!!! LEMON FACE!!

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lemon party

to take part in an act so depraved and sickening the only reaction it can provoke is laughter. usually involving people of an age that should know better

Those three old guys were having a lemon party

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Lemon Grove

a place next to san diego where all the fresh people live. also, free lemons everyday.

Evan : you live in lemon grove ?

Richard : yup
Evan : I envy you.

( Richard then finds a truck muffin in his car.)

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you’re a lemon

Lame+ Funny = Lemon

When someone is lame af but also funny

A: *random lame funny joke*
B= Hahah you’re a LEMON

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Licking The Lemon

When You Give Oral Sex To A Female Who's Vagina Tastes Nasty & You Get The Face Of Eating A Lemon

Licking The Lemon = >.<

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lemon head

A straight lame ass nigga.

Shawty, don't call dem lemon heads over here, those fuck niggas gon blow my high.

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