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to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol
person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer
person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor
The word for healer and wiseman throughout the universe.
River Song: We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, doctor means ‘mighty warrior’. How far you’ve come…
A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills
Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills
A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.
Hi i'm the Doctor}
Doctor who?
exactly
Someone who's a freaking perv. And based their entire life and career on their perv-i-ness.
Person#1:OMG my doctor is such a perv.
Person#2: they all are
a doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills
person 1: hey buddy, i need some help, a doctor had just killed my ills thru pills then killed me with bills
person 2: i gotchu fam