Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head

" dude that team brains last night was dope"

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Team Indie

A totally hardcore and awesome duo, made up of Indie Boy and Indie Girl.

Also the name of a Mix CD made for Indie Girl by Indie Boy.

"OMG, who were they?! So AWESOME and HARDCORE!!"
"Don't you know? Dude, that was Team Indie!"

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team killed

When a group 2 or more enemy players kill you while you're by yourself

Damnit! I got fucking team killed!

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team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.

So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)

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ASK Team

A group of dangerous hackers ran by its two leaders known as Manix and TrAnZiT. They have hacked many websites and steal their database full of usernames & passwords for them to steal their money using paypal. They have also been known to dox or find information on the people who threaten them in any sort of way.

The ASK Team hacked the databases of many russian websites.

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Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.

Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.

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band team

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy

Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."

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