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When you get your friend to fuck your cousin and switch places with you half way through. Right as you finish you yell peekaboo and cum on her shocked face
I can't believe Steve helped me give my cousin the Alabama Peekaboo
A snitch that gets raped by his very large cell mate in jail.
See that large tyrone looking fucker there. Every night you can hear his alabama squeler go off
Lord Jamie Mac you are such an Alabama Fucknugget!
When new neighbors move in and you invite them over to your trailer with your brother-dad and sister-mom and do meth out of your cousins asshole
We invited the Smiths over for a good old fashioned Alabama welcome.
The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs
My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!
When a brother and sister share a sandwich together in Alabama.
Lebron: ay ima have an Alabama sandwich
Timi: ayo that’s jank bro you can’t be fu*king your sister
Lebron: bruv I’m just gonna go and have a sandwich whilst on holiday with my sister
When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."
"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"