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When you fuck a girl in the ass with a corkscrew
I gave Jennifer a fucking huge anus curly wurly last night
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when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
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When you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. The weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.
After I took a heavy dump, I tried to take a look at the damage, but the anus fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.
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The state of the anus after it has been jizzed on.
"cor blimey he must of had a case of the blue balls cause he barely hitch hiked the hershey highway when he unleashed a soggy anus!"
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A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”
“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”
It is when your anus gets infected then swells and turns green.
"I did not wipe my butt good enough." "Dude you have angry hulk anus."
When your fart opens your anus releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.This fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. If your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
I just farted and it was open-anus. My stomach hurts..did you smell it?
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