To openly steal someone's partner.
"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."
When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.
Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.
THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY
"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"
A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..
It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..
The act of making use of a fuckpig.
That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.
another term for jerkin off.
my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon