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Cutting the crap out of yourself and getting into a nice warm bath right afterwards.
She cut all down her arms, legs, and stomach, filled the tub full of hot water, climbed in, and relaxed in her blood bath while watching the water turn red.
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The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.
Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.
A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.
Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.
I became depressed working for Bed Bath & Beyond.
the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch
"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"
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when a woman get up under the running water in the bathtub and allow the water pressure to do it's job on her clitoris
I was so horny and did not have any toys, so I used the bath tub trick to make me cum hard.
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When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
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