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When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
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Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!
Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
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When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver
I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.
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A wistful near-jealous respect, longing and admiration for all things Canadian.
During the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver the whole world had a mad case of beaver envy.
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Commonly known as "Justin Beiber" but refers to his feminine style and unused female sexual organ. Enough said.
Yo! Did you hear about Dusty Beaver's new dew?...DUMB!!!
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The shine that is acquired when your shoes are so nice that they make a woman drip from her vagina and entice her to buff your shoes with her beaver.
I wore my Sunday shoes to church and all of a sudden, the church lady was grinding her beaver on my shoes. They were so shinny that her clit looked as close as if she were sitting on my face.
My new pair of shoes made my co-workers wife so horny that she dripped down her leg. I asked her for a beaver shine but she said that would be inappropriate.
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A dog that becomes overly stuffed when eating then resembles a beaver when laying on its belly.
After the stray dog scarfed down a pot of spaghetti he turned into a beaver dog.
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