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Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!
This person is funny as fucckk! They'll make you laugh your ass offff. What a Person to be friends with!
If ur friend has a September 20 birthday always be friends with them!As there funny as fuckk!
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Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.
Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?
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The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.
The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.
If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!
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When you get a free titty pic, soapy or not, because it's your birthday, which means you survived another year which definitely deserves a titty pic
It's my birthday today, that means I get a birthday titty pic
Oh dude for real, here's the titty pic, happy birthday
Sweet
when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy
happy birthday monkey
A phrase exclaimed when seeing a really nice rack. Quite the set of zoinkers. Very major melons. Some fat gahoogas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Abigal Shapiro's milkers?
Person 2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBIES!!!