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a bro who is superior in all male activities; nails a lot of slampieces; drinks more than all other frat dogs; talks anyone down
Doug was a Bro King this weekend. He nailed a slampiece, was drunk the whole time, and talked down a group of sluts
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Term of endearment used by fraternity members to describe specific members that they themselves have chosen to be part of their lineage.
Did you see Raul and Manolis' comment battle over their little bro's?? Those guys are frat!
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When your earlier bro left you, and you decide to get a new one making the previous bro jealous.
I will get a rebound bro, then Jeff has to get jealous!
verb, -ing, -ed
To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
"The fire department couldn't save the orphanage, because somebody decided to bro park in front of the only fire hydrant"
someone who was a lax bro before it was cool to be one (OB)
bro look at that pimp jbills hes got mad flow. yeah bro, hes an original bro.
Man who dislikes passport bros. He has a slave mentality and panders to masculine women's needs like a SIMP. He is opposed to passport bros traveling to other countries to experience feminine females.
Joe is a SIMP, he hates the passport bros. He is a plantation bro.
The act of two bros staring at each other, inspiring one of them to over come whatever challenge they are facing, usually within ten seconds of meeting his bro's gaze.
Joe was knocked down in a boxing match, and looked like he would lose the fight. However, he met the Bro Gaze of his bro Moe. Therefore Joe, bro of Moe, was able to get back up and KO his opponent in a single strike.