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a bro who is superior in all male activities; nails a lot of slampieces; drinks more than all other frat dogs; talks anyone down
Doug was a Bro King this weekend. He nailed a slampiece, was drunk the whole time, and talked down a group of sluts
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Term of endearment used by fraternity members to describe specific members that they themselves have chosen to be part of their lineage.
Did you see Raul and Manolis' comment battle over their little bro's?? Those guys are frat!
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When your earlier bro left you, and you decide to get a new one making the previous bro jealous.
I will get a rebound bro, then Jeff has to get jealous!
When three or more Men sit on one another on a Couch or Love Seat.
Dunkus, APL Fisher, Johns Fat Cock had a Bro Pile
The male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion. The term is commonly used by gym rats/meat heads to surreptitiously discuss their genitalia with others who are so inclined.
A:"Hey man who is that?"
B:"That's my girlfriend. Yea pretty hot eh? As a matter of fact, I just got finished working the Bro Muscle."
A:"Bro Muscle?"
B:"It's a slow-twitch muscle that develops best with endurance exercises."
A: What?
B: "It's located in the lower region of the body and through proper technique renders desirable results."
B: "I just maxed out at 2 reps, which is a personal record! Boo Ya!"
A: Oooo ok. I, I think I know where you're going with this... Does working the Bro Muscle require a spotter? Perhaps a large muscular man like myself? ;)
B: I need an adult!!!!!
The act of two bros staring at each other, inspiring one of them to over come whatever challenge they are facing, usually within ten seconds of meeting his bro's gaze.
Joe was knocked down in a boxing match, and looked like he would lose the fight. However, he met the Bro Gaze of his bro Moe. Therefore Joe, bro of Moe, was able to get back up and KO his opponent in a single strike.
Condition used to describe someone who has the nervous habit of saying the word Bro way too much.
Guy from Jersey (overheard): Yo bro, you need to like, try working out more often and going to clubs, bro. I'm telling you, bro.
Guy from New York (to friends): That guy from Jersey has a serious case of the Bro's.