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Christian Coalition

to ignore the constitutional foundation of seperation of church and state

pat roberson blamed 9/11 on gays and abortionists...never forget,never forgive

by last angry man July 23, 2004

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christian anthony

the fruitiest man i ever did see

christian anthony is the most noticeable fruit in the basket!

by themostspecific March 5, 2022


Christian Gonzalez

A name most associated with a man who is considerate and kind almost to a fault.

He puts others emotional and physical well being before his own. He seeks a woman he has a geniuine connection with and a strong love for, rather then just a sexual conquest or "hook up".
His is a gentalman and husband type twoards the women he loves and happily does anything to see her smile.
He is a man of chivalry and women find his courteous and warm hearted nature more alluring than his physical appearance.

He is also very sensual and hendonistic making him a very romantic and passionate lover.

His physical features mainly consist of tan skin, dark hair, a lean physique, light eyes, and is well endowed (pleases many women sexually)

Christian Gonzalez is an amazing person

Christian
cristian
passion

love
well endowed

by MoGomez30894 May 19, 2016


January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.

Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.

by Richard J March 6, 2007


Christian Galvez

Someone who is italian, and loves debating unnecessary stuff. Making conflicts for no apparent reason.

Person 1: Yo, did you know that people love ketchup!

Person 2: Actually you're wrong, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes explaining why

Person 1: Yo, stop being a fucking Christian Galvez!

by Juppi duppi May 15, 2017


turbo christian

An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.

Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.

by bobanja April 8, 2016


pseudo-Christian

1)One who sincerely believes he or she is Christian and even has a level of "righteousness" in their actions but is really motivated by their own selfish interpretation of the unselfish Christian scriptures. The selfishness is deeprooted and they honestly don't see it. WARNING: this type can be dangerous to your health. If you are a regular Christian they will find something to nitpick of your faith and berate you over your 'false belief'. These people are NOT to be confused with honest real Christians who try to lead a good life.
2) One who uses the trappings of a Christian believer to attain something he otherwise couldn't (ie a Christian music leader claiming faith in Christ so he can join the Christian music group and gain a level of respect)
3) a heretic (ie the early Gnostics saw themselves as Christian though they're belifs had no consistency with universally accepted Christian doctrine as outlined in the scriptures and the Nicene Creed (which all Christians Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox, American Evangelicals etc accept).

1) an example of the first type (from fiction): the preacher in the 1997 movie THE APOSTLE (aptly written andplayed by Robert Duvall). The Duvall character revealed by his actions if not his doctrinal beliefs that he was a Pseudo-Christian.
2) second type: Jim Jones or other cult leaders or people who use the Church to advance in position not because they want to advance the Christian message. Such leaders say they are christian but their acts and beliefs reveal they are Pseudo-Christian.
3) the third type: the Christian Pagan groups which say you can worship God of the bible and ancient gods (like Zeus or Thor etc) but insist on calling themselves "Christian". Christianity is one of the three great monothestic religions and thus you cannot be a "Christian" if you believe in other gods (ancient or otherwise). These people reveal by their beliefs that they are Psuedo-Christian though their actions might be benign.

by George Ferguson Kordonis September 6, 2006

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