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Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older
-Wow look at that cougar!
- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?
padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
padmé is a fucking cougar
An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!
A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.
There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.
When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.
The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”
“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”
“If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”