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An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
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can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?
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Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
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the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.
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