“Hey! Did you see that love islander rolling around with a pig”
“Oh yeah farmer will always does that”
A person who exclusively goes after having sex with virgins.
Did you see those 3 girls leave your roommates room last night? He's such a cherry farmer.
A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
An overly enthusiastic art teacher
"Mr.art I finished my artwork" "Get in the kiln," said the Kiln Farmer
Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.
Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.
The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.
Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.