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It’s National Make Your Friend Gay day. So if you see a friend grab them and make them gay
Person 1: omg is that Luis we need to make him gay
Person 2: why
Person 1: because it’s February 12
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This is the month where you cannot say faggot , faguette , and other form of offensive gay terms. If said you will have to eat your homies ass
“Yooo wassup FAGGOT!” - Jerald
“You can’t say that it’s No Faggot February.” - Mutombe
“Aight faggot ig ima eatcha ass.” - Jerald
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U can not cum through February
No touching urself or having sex
You have to get ready so it starts on
The 30th of January
ONLY LEGENDS SURVIVE
GOOD LUCK
Omg dude it’s no fap February
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February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.
David: Hey what's today
Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car
Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man
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"Why don't my teeth itch?"
"Probably because it's not February 28th."
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