The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.
A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.
Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?
Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.
They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.
The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
A level 7 sex move where one female lies down doggy style, and a male proceeds to jump, fly, then dunk his dick in said female's ass. This move is possible with a male instead of a female. But it's too risky.
I was hanging out with my friends, then this big guy walked towards me and said he wants me to do the Florida Overpass with him.
Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.
“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.