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A hug friend (sometimes referred to as a hug buddy) is similar to a fuck buddy. However, unlike a fuck buddy, the hug friend is only for hugging. You can call him or her any time of the day (similar to a booty call) to request a hug when you are lonely, depressed, or just want a damn hug.
Hug friends may hug while scantily clad or even naked, so long as their contact is strictly of a hug-like nature. Any additional touching of a sexual nature is considered a breach in the hug friend code so that the relationship may no longer be classified as a hug friendship.
"Yesterday I had a really shitty day, so I called up my hug friend, Mike, to request a hug. He came over and gave me a big cuddly bear-hug. Afterwards, I felt so much better."
"Room mate 1: So you went over to Amy's pretty late last night.. Did you guys do it?
Room mate 2: No, we're just hug buddies. She couldn't sleep because she needed a hug, so I went over to give her one."
A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.
*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
A person that has not yet been elevated to friend status, either in real life or in facebook. A non-friend is usually met through mutual friends.
My friend Lally is dating a non-friend.
1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved
2. The hand that you use to masturbate
What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?
It will probably get a lot more use.
Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?
Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.
Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.