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The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.
Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.
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An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"
Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
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A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
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A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
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The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.
Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne
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While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
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When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back
"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."
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