1. A kid who thinks he is a savage who isn’t very good at football
2. Really dumb
3. Famous for messing up with girls and getting hurt a lot
Person 1. Did you here what happened to that kid who asked that girl out and got rejected ?
Person 2. Oh yeah! He got Gregged really hard!
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A blind man with a massive dong
Do you know Greg? He must piss a lot.
Greg is the name of little rat men who like to nibble on cords
I saw Greg standing in the corner, a piece of wire hanging from his lips. He was a rat man through and through
Greg is a little simple soul. He enjoys playing, biking, referencing things he's never read, responding to emails from his classmates, -- I'm polish baby --. You imagine when you're talking to him, that in a past life he probably enjoyed the company of naked mole rats, but now he's settled for the human species neither from which he's apart, nor to which he's a part.
Hi, ich bin Student, und heiße Greg, und will dich bumsen! translation: Hi I'm a student, named Greg, who wants to fuck you!