Hook and Reel

A phrase (along with an action that consists of pretending to throw a fishing rod into a lake, an implied biting of a 'fish' and a subsequent reeling in of that 'fish') which is to encourage/humiliate someone trying to 'get in' with another (usually of thee opposite gender). Either just the phrase 'hook in' or 'reel in', the action or both can be used to convey the message. The hook signifies establishing a conversation while the reel signifies getting closer and more personal.

Boy: hey how was your day
Girl: good how was yours?
Friend: (does hook and reel action)
Boy: (embarrassed)

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hook up

Tonsil hockey. The BEGINNING (tongue to tongue) or ADVANCED (tongue to guy's "hockey stick") way. If one thing leads to another, hooking up can result in EXPERT tonsil hockey which means the male's "hockey stick" thrusts itself into the female's "goal post." SCORE!

When Ben and Zakira decided to "hook up," one thing lead to another, and Ben scored!

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Hook's mom

SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom.

Hooks's mom has got it going on. Hooks's mom has big titties.

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Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

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Hooked Up

It usually means "got together" or "hung out" with someone.

I hooked up with James and Sarah on Friday, we watched a movie.

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Off The Hook

Wild, Chaotic, Unencumbered. Derived from ancient naval slang. The hook referred to the anchor. In violent storms, if the anchor would break loose from the seabottom (or break loose from the anchor chain - ref "Off the chain.."), the ship would be uncontrolled, free and wild. Utter chaos. Can you imagine anything more wild than a uncontrolled ship in a hurricane?

That party was OFF THE HOOK!

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hook job

(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.

Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.

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