Jimmy Garoppolo

Decent qb that always chockes in big games and game winning drives

Jimmy Garoppolo is better than Zach Wilson

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jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

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Gay Jimmy

Usually a Gay Boy Thats Also Italian

Gay Jimmy is a JimBitch

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jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

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Jimmy Somerville

The act of singing the classic 80s lyrics 'Aaaaaahhhh Baby...' Jimmy Somerville style during sex. Preferably before orgasm for added effect.

"I nailed this girl last night. She pulled a Jimmy Somerville on me."

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Dirty Jimmy

Sticking a finger covered in semen inside a person's ear. A wet willy except with cum.

Dude after I shot cum it her face, I gave her a Dirty Jimmy!

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Jimmy Fallon

1. (verb) To perform an action prematurely, such as when Jimmy Fallon would laugh before the punchline, ruining many an SNL sketch.

2. (noun) Possibly the biggest, most inept cocksucker to ever come out of Saturday Night Live. Everyone who loved him has shunned him Amish Style. Commonly referred to as "The Man who somehow made a living with no actual talent", this fuckstick somehow convinced some dumb fuck of an executive to give him a fucking show. If you even so much as giggle at one of his attempts at humor, you have no soul.

Before the chick had a chance to pull it out, I Jimmy Falloned all over the inside of my pants.

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