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A beautiful singer from Guam who rose to fame after being friends with Kylie Jenner.
She has an amazing voice and looks beautiful and has long coloured blonde hair and a very delicate thin frame.
She is of European/Oceanic decent and has dark skin and eyes.
Dude 1: Pia Mia Perez has the most amazing voice!
Dude 2: I know plus she's a beauty!
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When you think you've lost one of your testis, and you start to freak out. You would call the CIA, FBI, and the SWATS to find that missing testicle.
"OH SHIT! Ball Gone MIA, I repeat, Ball Gone MIA! Call in the Bomb Squad!"
When your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you're just in a fight for your facebook status
Ryan: Dayum dude i''m so sorry that Gabby broke up with you
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?
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A blue, beaded bracelet that you wear on your right wrist at all times. It's to make you remember that you are bulimic and are trying to lose weight.
Anorexic Girl: I really want to eat that donut.... but i cant.
Bulimic: I do too.... (looks at pro-mia bracelet) and i can because im bulimic:D
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When an Italian is very angy and is about to express their feeliings to you.
Random guy 1: Oh shit I just stepped on Mario's foot
Mario: Mamma mia bitch go to hell *shoots gun*
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A girl named Sophie is getting married to her fiance Sky at age 20 and she invites her three possible dads Sam, Bill and Harry to her wedding. Her mother Donna does not know who Sophie's dad is and is very surprised to see them at her hotel in Greece.
WATCH THE MOVIE TO FIND OUT THE REST
THIS MOVIE HAS SOME LIT ASS ABBA SONGS IN IT !!
Person 1: what movie do you wanna watch?
Person 2: Mamma Mia the movie!
Mia is truly the most amazing girl you can meet, she is talented and absolutely georgeous. She is a goddess on earth. Everybody treats her like a queen, most of her time is spent training to be a better version of herself. Your lucky to meet a Mia and even luckier if you are her friend. She is a beautiful dancer and competitive athlete, she has lots of friends and always wants the best for them. Most girls are jealous of Mia but inside she is insecure. Don’t be fooled by her confidence on the outside because inside she’s hoping that nobody notices her flaws. There is no reason not to be mias friend she is loyal, honest and full of surprises and puts others before herself, everybody loves a Mia.
Boy- Woah ! That girls is beautiful
Other boy- That’s because she’s miya (spelt Mia)