A three part covert sexual act comprised of:
Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water
Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.
This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?
Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.
Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?
Yup
Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....
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An All Gay Girl Band From England, Norfolk.
made the name for the band at 00:20 so thats the reason for
its name :)
WHAT TIME IS IT?
20 PAST MIDNIGHT!
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when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"
Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.
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To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.
"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."
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Midnight Rain is a song by Taylor Swift with a scary robot voice with more lines than Lana Del Rey in Snow On The Beach. It is considered scary.
Taylor: Rain, he wanted it comfortable
Jiafei: AWOOP MIDNIGHT RAIN JUMPSCARE
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Episode from impractical jokers where Brian Michael โQโ says to someone in the store 'the fat man flys at midnight'
You seen that episode where Q says the fat man flys at midnight?