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Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.
Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN
Cradling your significant other's hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.
Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it
A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.
The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.
Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes