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Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

by dreamie09 August 23, 2022


Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 20, 2014


Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021


forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.

If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..

by QuacksO November 1, 2018


Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} March 1, 2017


Fruit looped

Verb: to be extremely drunk

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."

by DatFreshBuhl337 June 17, 2016


Fruit marm

A Hollowknight youtuber that makes some cool animations

P1:Hey have you heard of that one animation I think it was called “Honey I’m home”? I think it was made of a youtuber called Fruit marm

P2:Oh yeah I heard of that it looked pretty cool

by A Cringe mf January 14, 2021