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the art of text messaging while defecating
I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.
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A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation
So I asked my friend to see if my gf was cheating on me, and now I'm waiting for a text-up
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Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.
William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.
William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.
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When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.
Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.
Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.
Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?
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synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"
2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"
3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
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A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.
She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.
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When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.
"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".
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