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The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.
THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.
(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.
(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.
(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.
(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.
Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.
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An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation
Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo
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A time when White Christian Conservative Men could get drunk in Public, beat their Wives and hang a Person of Color on a whim with no worries of Prosecution.
Back in the "Good Ol' Days" that Black Man wouldn't have talked to me like that.
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The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!
The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
Person 1: Look Dan, Olivia is puffing the Ol' Lucy!
Dan: That Olivia is getting wild!
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a way to congratulate a ranchy kid
Billy: I just spurred a bronc
Bob: Pow pow ole son