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Phil: I want to scuba dive.
Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.
Phil: oh man!
Phil cannot scuba dive.
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To play Morgana, Ahri or Zyra. Usually in the absence of Albinorhino7267
"Hey, we need 5th for clash this weekend. Can you play"
"Sure, I can Phil in"
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Just honestly a sexy guy full of suprises wayy too much rizz, if you dont like him there is something wrong with you. Phil is like a ray of sunshine to pure for this work a type of person everybody want to be. Overall just a fantasitc and wonderful guy ppl wanna be like.
This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.
That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.
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The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.
Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist