One who pinches the cheeks of a unwilling participant
Wow my cheeks are raw. I know my skirt was halfway up my minge but I had a bad case of the Pincher Pete's.
When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"
" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
The act of smoking from a bong where the user over-consumes the smoke and therefore has to take three tokes to clear the chamber
Man, lemme take a toke before you. The bowls dont last long with you keep taking 3-Pete’s
A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.
To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.
Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*
Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro
A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...
Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.