Bill Maddox

A longtime Lubbock news anchor who was also a closet Aggie superfan.

Bill Maddox says, "Gig 'em, Aggies."

Patrick Mahomes

A complete tool.

Patrick Mahomes's act is getting old.

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Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

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College

An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.

The best time of my life, college, from Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA.

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Pete Gross

Seattle's biggest Raider fan. If he were alive today, he'd be a Ramfan.

Because of Pete Gross's Raider fandom, the Seahawks hired Tom Flores in 1992.

Koolaid drinker

1. A Texas Tech fan who pulls for the Kansas City Chiefs--or, at least, has significant ties to Lubbock and the South Plains. Generally became a Chiefs fan when the team drafted their current starting QB in 2017.
2. A Lubbock TV personality who openly roots for the Chiefs.

1. These Koolaid drinkers can't name who the Chiefs' starting coach or QB was in Super Bowls I and IV.
2. The K in Lubbock's TV station call signs stands for Koolaid. drinker.

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Don Shula

A closet Jets fan. Former Colts and Dolphins coach.

It was said that, when Don Shula passed away, his last words were "J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!"

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