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the baddest grocery in the whole of the universe,
located in brooklyn heights near the subway station
yo will do you wanna go peas and pickles to get some cookies and juice (and beer)
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Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.
The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.
also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.
Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)
Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?
Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..
Jon: Fail.
AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)
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I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)
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LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!
or
Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!
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A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)
See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.
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A lesbian who is too amusing for words.
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A gay man's good female friend.
I love chatting with my Jill Pickle.
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a lubricant of sorts, also a delicious snack
Matt makes Kyle dip his hands in pickle juice before whacking him off, and then lick it afterwards to replenish his fluids.
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A pickled tongue is used when you're banging a Rebbetzin (Rabi's Wife). The deal is this ... her family runs a deli and of course she works the business serving up chopped liver, gelfilte fish, nova lox and knishes all day long. Of course she's bored as fuck because her husband is busy doing bris's all day and worrying about money; that's why his hotty wife has to sling smoked whitefish all day long. He won't go down her of course because Jewish guys aren't into that and Jewish women usually have big bushes.
So her suitor visits her at the deli, while her father and all his old Jewish friends sit outside on lawn chairs talking about the holocaust and gazpacho soup ... the guy takes her in back throws her up on the meat cutter and goes down on her. Really thats what she wants because thats what the hubby won't do. When he's done tonguing around her tuchus (ass) and gives her a little potch (spank) or two he buries his pisk (mouth) into her snatch and eats it like a marrano (pig) until she plotz's (explodes).
This is where the pickled tongue comes in. So he doesn't get caught by her husband, her father or his friends he dips his tongue in brine (pickle juice) before he goes down on her and then rinses his mouth out with brine when he's down thus getting rid of any possible odour or after taste. He steps outside afterward thanks the old man for his smoked turkey and bison pastrami and the old fart has no idea that he just ate out his daughter like a vilde chaya (wild animal).
Jules was sneaking into Brighton Beach to the 110th Street Deli and eating out this little Jewish bitch every Friday. Just so he wouldn't get caught he gave it the old pickled tongue.
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A pickle bath involves 17 Alaskan pipelines and a bukkake. Each male member takes one Alaskan pipe line and inserts it into various holes of the female member.
" after that pickle bath I couldn't get out of bed for three days"
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