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I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.
It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
you literally get aroused by shit. like actual shit. are you ok?
(also called Coprophilia)
Person 1: I have a poop kink!
Person 2: ok.
When you're having that much of a temper tantrum yelling that you fart in anger
When you put in a dip(smokeless tobacco) while you take a poop.
Molly: "hey Gilbert are you in the middle of a poop chew?"
Gilbert"yeah...poop chew 4 life"
when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.
Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.