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A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with
He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post
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One who is driven to constantly post (comment) on social media just to see ones name. Also the act tagging copious amounts of people in their picture post who have no interest in the pic. Also to include knowingly asking the same question posted many times before to an interest group or message board. First used by George Panzitta in Facebook Dj Idea Sharing in early 2013.
Sally creates a ton of post pollution in all of our Facebook news feeds.
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Any internet post (typically on Snapchat) that is meant to be spread and reposted from account to account.
Sarah only posts chain posts on her Snapchat story about sliding up and saying "bet".
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Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."
plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
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Drinks you have after a night out
Wanna leave the club now?
Sure, wanna come back to mine for a post-drink?
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The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc
Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
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Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
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