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A rather large and floppy vagina. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward dicks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that Rocky beat up in the freezer.
Damn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?
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The act of pealing ones forskin back and placing Grizzly mint dip under the skin. then return forskin to normal position,and place a condom over your penis. once your about to come cut a small hole on your condom and let it all come out into your womans vagina. she will begin to buzz from the dip and then throw up.
I got my girl addicted to dipp by giving her a Grizzly Punch.
Semen Vagina Dip
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A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract.
Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!
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For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:
Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.
First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.
Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.
Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.
In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.
In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.
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When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.
"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."
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SIMILAR TO THE DONKEY PUNCH, BUT WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX, INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD, YOU PUNCH HER ON HER ASS CHEEK, CAUSEING HER TO TIGHTEN HER ENITRE ASS, SQUEEZING YOUR DICK.
i heard my brother yell "horse punch!" from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.
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The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
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