box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

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rock cock

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.

i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.

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Punk Rock

music with no boundaries. music with no rules. music from the heart.

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tickling the rocks

A secret greeting created by the greatest hero Stephen Colbert so that true patriots can identify each other.

Killer holds out his fists (the rocks) and Colbert "tickles" underneath them. Thus, tickling the rocks.

rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

Rock the Cob

Rock the cob is a game consiting of a board and a dowl with a corn cob on it. You then thro rocks at the corn cob trying to stall the rocks on the board and or stalling the rock on the top of the corn cob.

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Cob Master- Rock the Cob

The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air

Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock