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A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel
When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner
Hey Anthony, that sandy burger you made me earlier was almost as juicy as your ass
"This screaming bitch has a real sandy pussy. Beating his pussy up like a codfish because he didn't win his Facebook argument and feel like the enlightened idiot he is."
When a construction worker with roof hands man handles the bean with his sandy thumb.
I met a chick at the moose lodge and I gave her the Sandy Thumb
When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.
“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night