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anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.
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A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"
"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”
A variant of sharking, low sharking is the practice of forcefully removing an unsuspecting woman’s skirt, either by lifting it up or pulling it down, thus exposing her underwear. Popular in Japan, and usually filmed and posted on the internet. In some cases, the woman’s underwear is also removed, and the camera gets a close up of her pussy. It is also common that the assailant will begin to assault her by fingering her or rubbing, licking, and or slapping her cunt. This is not to be confused with Top Sharking, in which the top is removed to expose the woman’s tits.
We saw some guys Low Sharking a woman today. They lifted up her skirt and took off her panties. The guys let us come over and we got to slap the bitch’s cunt. It was awesome!
The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed
Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face
When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.