Sir M

A dumb bitch in a discord sever

There’s a Sir M in our sever

Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

see ya sir

A phrase used when someone does something weird or unheard of

Man: look at all these New York license plates ( while traveling in New York)

Woman: See ya sir

Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)

You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

Sigma at sir will

Sigma is in 9th grade and is the biggest Sigma in Georgia, art, and science. Sigma dogma ligma jigma

Have you heard of the Sigma at sir will baby gronk rizzler? They call him izz-haa-k

Sir Satanus

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.

Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!