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An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
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Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."
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Homer Simpson: Listen up, Stonehenge. I made a drawing of the places on Marge you can't touch.
British guy: Oh, you needn't worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man m'self, actually.
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1. When a group composed of UK (British, Scottish, Welch) males stand in a circle and give each other a handjob to get their rocks off.
2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
John: Ringo, come join Paul, George, and I over here and complete our circle so we can start our Stonehenge.
News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
A circle of gay men having anal intercourse with each other. Each man is a pillar and the penis is the cross-stone.
I just went down to San Francisco and saw like ten guys making a stonehenge!!
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An arrangement of stones in Wiltshire in the south of England (near Salisbury), that was built by pagans years and years ago before they had trucks etc to carry the rocks. According to superstition anyone who has tried to move or remove the stones has died. Also supposedly you can't count them.
Lots of tourists go there every year and there is a talking guide thing (on headsets) that you can listen to as you walk around. Also they have pagan festivals like Summer Solstice there every year.
Ben: Where shall we go today?
Sarah: Let's go to Stonehenge!
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a rock formation that can be found in Montana, United States of America.
Jon: Want to go to Stonehenge?
Phil: Naw man, I just went to Montana yesterday. It was lame.
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