A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.
"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
Playlist squatting is when users on YouTube duplicate existing playlists and deceptively insert their own unrelated videos to gain views on them.
I was just jamming to the latest Drake album, but thanks to playlist squatting, I ended up on a fuckin' hour-long Bitcoin lecture.
Sitting with your feet up by your head
Go and do the demon squat in the corner
Noun;
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time
man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago