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Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.
William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.
William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.
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A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.
She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.
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When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.
Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.
Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!
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When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
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When someone sends you such a long text (normally consisting of 7+ pages) that it could almost be considered a novel.
Jim: Dude holy shit, Jenny just sent me like ten full texts in a row.
Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?
Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.
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synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"
2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"
3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
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When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.
"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".
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