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Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024


Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 21, 2024


Salt Water in the Barrel

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

by HULKSMASHANDMAIM June 12, 2011


Sardine barrel

A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.

1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911

2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!

by Apple crust August 24, 2023


Thot barrel

A specific group of chosen individuals that are for the streets.

Chad: Did you hear what Latisha did last night?

Brad: No what happened?

Chad: She slept with the whole football team!

Brad: Damn throw her ass in the Thot barrel.

by Bylersenpai August 02, 2022


Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).

I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous

by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024


Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 19, 2017