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As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.
Oh semen berries,Not again!
Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance
Carol has been a real semen jockey lately
Andy is a huge semen jockey
liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf
the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...
What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?
People who are born on October 31
Including me... Yay...
They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.
Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !
Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!
Person One: Wh-what-
Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*
Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*
Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.
Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.