Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.
"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"
"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"
"Whats it called, and What do you do"
"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"
"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"
When your fucking a girl in the ass and ejaculate inside and get a straw and drink it
Hey man you ever been shrimping
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When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out
Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.
The act of arching one's back when heavily invested in an activity that confines you to a table (ex: drawing, eating, gaming)
Woah, careful there! You're shrimping, dude! Get a back brace or something, it's not healthy.
A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.
“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”
When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand
Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.
Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.