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If one is unable to reasonably understand a statement uttered by someone, the listener says 'What?'.
If, a 2nd time, either due to inaudibility or a heavy, drunken, southern accent (most commonly Kaintucky), the listener is again prevented from comprehending said statement, the listener is again permitted to respond with 'What?' (or, the 2nd time only, listener may substitute 'Huh?').
BUT, if after a 3rd repeat of the same comment by the same auditor, the listener is yet unable to grasp the meaning of several strung-together, nonsensical ramblings, he/she, as pronounced by the three-what rule, is not allowed to say 'What?' again. It is rude. This time, the listener, as deemed appropriate by situation and/or circumstance, must either:
1)reply quietly with 'mmm-hmmm', accompanied by a very slight head nod.
or
2)clearly say 'NO', and shuffle off in the other direction.
Southerner: Ah'm lookin for the pawn (or porn?) shop.
Listener: What?
Southerner: Ah sayed, ah'm lookin for that there pawn (or porn??) shop.
Listner: Huh?
Southerner: Friend. This is a simple question. Where is the pawn (or porn???) shop in this here cowpoke?
Listner (as prescribed by three-what rule): No. <shuffles away disjointly>
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a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.
"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)
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A verb meaning to adore someone or something. An intensified version of less than three. Also ">3".
Nerd Girl: I less than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Guy: Well I more than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Girl: Well I more than more than three you. *giggle*
Passerby: Shut the fuck up!
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When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.
I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.
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Alternate Definition:
A leisure lunch taken with other proffessionals for the purposes of buisness. Often with clients or coworkers. 3 martini's = 3 hours.
Modern equivlant is two martini lunch which means to have a short three martini lunch
Bob and Susan took their clients out for a three martini lunch to discuss future products releases.
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Three six mafia, true SPV's (south parkway veterans). Band members have switched around, but the core (Juicy J, Project Pat, DJ Paul, and Lord Infamous, all blood-related brothers) have remained intact. One should note the significant unmentioned large number of affliated people to Three Six. All hardcore to the bone, all came out of the true south memphis ghetto, all were raised around constant issues like drugs, genuine prostitution, and most agreeably, violence. They came up from absolute street credibility, and were unmatched with making deals, running hoes, and most undoubtingly gang supremecy. A direct link to their constant hardcore albums, and most importantly why they are so sucessful and respected. At best, close to no one, can not only survive the horror witnessed in their lives, but capture it and present it so truthfully in music. They have truly kept this 'realism' in all of their albums, and therefore cannot be dismissed as just another 'rap' click. The have over 18 albums of crunk, bump as hell albums. They are more than ill, they are trully a diety of their time, never to be replaced.
Three Six Mafia with Fiend:
Bitch,you can picture the pain, I rip you in vain
While the young soldiers 'whisper' my name I'm dealing the caine..
-Touched Wit It
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When three gay men engage in bareback sex at the same time also known as a Beef Sandwich
"Hey Scott Lucas, Would you like to join us for a Beef Lunch for three in the public toilets or the park? "Hey my name is Scott and I just can't get enough of beef lunch for three!"
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