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The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!
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To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..
My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..
HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...
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Christine Weston Chandler a.k.a CWC, and Chris Chan (previously Christian Weston Chandler) is a youtuber and the infamous creator of the webcomic and character Sonichu. Chris has been a troll target since 2007, by sites like 4-Chan, because of the art he has created and her online behavior. In July of 2021, he became viral and went to prison for alledged intercourse with his elderly mother.
Person 1: Did you hear that Chris Chan fucked his mom?
Person 2: No, thats crazy!
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A literal bullshit magnate. TDL may be an acronym for "The Dream Life", because this idiotic klutz is clearly living in a dream made up by himself. He proclaims to be an AI researcher, among other things, working 24/7 to conquer the world with his phantasmagoric plans to implant TDL microchips in human beings, but in fact, he spends his sad life making dreadfully weird GIFs on Tenor and Giphy.
Steven: Did you see these new cringe Chris TDL GIFs?
Ted: Yeah. My god he's a strange little being. What goes through his head when he posts these online?
Steven: Maybe he got the Chris TDL microchip implant, which is why he acts like a delusional weirdo.
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A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.
"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."
"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."
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Will Smith smacked the shit out of him.
Who is Chris Rock?
Never heard of him until Will Smith smacked the shit out of him
Huh.
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the reason my standards are extremely high, the funniest person ever with the best laugh and an amazing smile
my friend: "Why don't you date people?"
me: "Chris Sturniolo exists."
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