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Wylan Van Eck

Wylan Van eck is a dyslexic badass known for playing the flute, building bombs, being the sugar daddy of Jesper Fahey, and being extremely gay

Person one: who is that with the tall sharpshooter?

Person two: that’s Wylan van eck, his dad tried to kill him.

by Yislifesoharddd November 29, 2021

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greta van fleet

the best band in the history of music

-hey did you hear the new greta van fleet album

-fucking obviously they’re the best band in the history of music

by sammys gurl October 10, 2021

31πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.

If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017


Martin Van Buren

The only President of the USA along with Benjamin Harrison who didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He had some sick muttonchops and lost his re-election to William Henry Harrison, who subsequently died 30 days after.

The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.

by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2021


Eddie Van Halen

The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.

Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.

Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).

by Bossdrummer June 25, 2013

30πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Troy Van Leeuwen

The current multi-instrumentalist of Queens of the Stone Age, Troy Van Leeuwen is a badass musician and has also played with bands such as A Perfect Circle, Sweethead, Enemy, Failure, and more. Troy is known to favor semi-hollow guitars and has his own signature Yamaha (Yamaha SA503 TVL).

Troy is also known among fans for his kickass style, almost always wearing finely tailored suits and looking downright classy. In the words of former QOTSA drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl: "Chicks dig it, man."

Jeez, Troy Van Leeuwen is an awesome guitarist. He might even be as good as Josh Homme!

I love how all of the guys are in t-shirts and Troy STILL wears a suit. He's unbelievably sexy.

by camizzled August 14, 2010

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Van Buren boys

The fictional New York gang who show a cult-like devotion to the eighth U.S. President, Martin Van Buren. This term originated, like many new additions to the American lexicon, in an episode (broadcast February 6, 1997) of the wildly popular TV sitcom "Seinfeld." In this episode, Kramer is saved when he accidentally flashes the gang's secret sign: holding up eight fingers, since Van Buren was the eighth President.

The rabid Bush supporters of the South reminded me of the Van Buren boys.

The so-called "feminazis" followed Clinton with an almost Van Buren boy-like obsession.

by President Handell January 16, 2005

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