washing up

When a guy ejaculates on a girls tits, she proceeds to rub it in and then he motorboats her

(One guy to his friend)
Guy: I gave her an absolute washing up last night

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Pug wash

To have one's penis cleansed using another mouth, pug wash Australian slang word

Michaela can you come pug wash my penis with your drool please honey cock penis mouth suck slurp drool

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Google Washing

When any given web site you are on or searching for is redirected to Google Home or Content page.

Don't you hate it when Google infiltrates your Yahoo! web search with their Google Washing?

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egg wash

n. Used to fool your friends into thinking you are talking about some kind of lewd sexual act.

Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol

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jet wash

When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom

I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates

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Booty wash

Similar to a bidet, except your bottom is splashed with water when your poo violently hits the water or when you flush and water flies up and catches your ass before you get up.

Ayo, pass me that sandpaper. I got booty wash while I was taking a crap and now I need to scrape the dookie water from my forefathers off my ass cheeks

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Wash Dish

Whenever a Jett (Valorant) uses an ultimate, and immediately dies or misses the all knives.

Our ally Jett wash dished, it was magnificent scene.

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